December 2011
me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
mom: where are you going to go
mom: what's their name
mom: where do they live
mom: how old are they
mom: are they from the internet
mom: what are their favorite colors
mom: what about hobbies
mom: what about pet names
mom: do you have a boyfriend
mom: are you lying to me
mom: what ethnic group are they
Watchanna-in-wonderland:
I don’t know about you but this is the funniest thing right now!
When you accidentally sneeze/spit on your computer
and you get tiny drops of color on your monitor.
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
Being in a relationship isn't about the kissing,...
casnerspeaks:
It’s about being with someone who makes you happy in a way that no one else can.
